These two are my favorites:
Things like this make me wish I was good at Photoshop. I would stay up all night re-doing the covers!
A Wrinkle in Tim: An aging home improvement TV star time travels to look younger.
Fifty Shads of Grey: An explicit and erotic thriller about the sex lives of herring.
Madame Ovary: A Provincial doctor is cuckolded by his wife’s reproductive organs.
And so on…